I've been told that that should mean they have to buy me a pair of shoes in some cultures.
WHERE ARE MY SHOES?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
I was asked to do a reading during their ceremony but I couldn't find anything that really expressed what I wanted to say so I wrote something for them instead.
I have a video of it... but I am alarmed at the angle because I look WIDE and I think I look healthier than that in person. Perhaps this dress I love(d) should not be one I wear often if this is what I really look like in it.
Oh and the woman who did the second reading -- whoa, so glad I didn't have to follow her Neil Gaiman show-stopper.
Anyway, here's me.